jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

dirtsbag:

is this why i’m single 

one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

relahvant:

all I do is eat, sleep and complain about life

eatingisfab:

why are teenagers so horny while im just here craving for food 

theperksofbeingjohnwatson:

nahshaw:

maybe he won’t die in the movie

i love how we all know exactly what this post is about

luminisce:

q’d in DC
laurakeilani:

toxicfleur:


THIS IS ACTUALLY THE COOLEST THING EVER IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE WRONG


Whoa.

princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay