me: but it's 2 AM
stomach: did i fucking stutter

profanities:

clareer:

doctorinternet:

lipstickndynamite:

One of the best mom moments in TV history. I wish more parents knew how important it is to validate their children’s feelings.

What this is so beautiful

Marge tried real fucking hard sometimes.

Marge tried real fucking hard all the time


friend: do you want to hang out?
me: i have to ask my mom
me: *doesn't ask mom*
me: she said no
kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

flutterbyesandpollywogs:

ilikedraugar:

escapetheheat:

Pro Tip: Don’t tell depressed people how good they have it in comparison to others. They already know and already feel guilty about it. You’re making the problem worse.

This forever.

That knowledge is probably a major player in their depression.

edsdick:

kawaiierection:

It’s sad how it is more socially acceptable to hate your body than to love it

This text post hit me like a train

ibelieveinjimmoriarty:

This sums up my relationship with most people I know.


utter-fucktard:

If a 7 year old realises gender stereotyping is wrong and you don’t, something is very wrong with you.

no:

if you drive drunk or even just think drunk driving isn’t a big deal then stay the helllll away from me

sickaddiktions:

when your mom comes home and you and your siblings didnt do anything she told you to do then she starts beating ass.
fuckingcuddle:

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